Friday, November 08, 2002 :::
 

Unsent

::: posted by bite me, kick me, make me scream at 8:30 AM

 

Pat the Bunny

::: posted by bite me, kick me, make me scream at 8:19 AM

 

From The Nite Lite Cafe
Communique fron Outpost #1
Zorrid

They start’d their dirty little war. With no backing of their own people, other “nations.” My tribe, clansmen & kinsmen head’d to our redoubt, Outpost #1. Repercussions, as we all well knew, would be swift. We were ready.

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President Lizard Jr. was inflamm’d with bloodlust, greed & oily inclinations. Cross-eyed piece of reptile shit that he was, boldly dragg’d us all into a caldron of vengeance. Full-well knowing his little flaming match would set the whole world on fire.

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Après this staged scenario their ages-old plan would come to fruition, their calculat’d scheme: total global control of Earth & all inhabitants. They thought it would be a piece of cake.

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Fat chance, you blood-sucking traitors to America & freedomlovers everywhere. Which, generally, is all of us “normal” people.

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We are onto you. We will not lie down & take it. We will not be microchipp’d a la the Book of Revelations’ “Sign of the Beast.” We will resist. We will fight to the last breath & sinew. We will endure, stay with it until the last of your bloodlines have been vanquish’d, the “Sangraal” spilt & shat upon, the “Vines” sunder’d underfoot, until your vile anti-humanity, its minions, satraps, overlords have been sent to the abattoirs or chas’d & hound’d off this planet.

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You might have the upper hand now, but we aim to chop that sucker right off.

Stand by. This looks like fun.

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Their frontal assault on us was foil’d handily by mantraps, muriatic acid & hot oil – think Robert Mitchum in “Thunder Road” for the full picture. No doubt they’d regroup & mount a second, more brutal attack.

Ha! Ha! We’re gone, assholes. You die! In our collapsible world, the spider has split, the web remains.

Your weapons are now ours. Your souls to the sewers of infamy be damn’d.

Nikola Tesla, thou art aveng’d!

*** With every layman arm’d wit simple particle beam weapons the task becomes much simpler.

Point & shoot.

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The end is certainly not clear. Much remains to be accomplish’d. All institutions are suspect.

Trust no one but yourself. When each man fulfills his immediate task, all must benefit. Kill off the masters, murder the swine, but surely Kill, Kill, Kill them all off.

As Al The Pal might intone, “Earth is in the balance.”

Jesus, kill him too.

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The total end of planetary manipulation evokes a grand future for us all.

Be willing to fight, to die, Or else, all is lost.

So. Suit up, Bro. We’ve got a long way to go.

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::: posted by bite me, kick me, make me scream at 8:12 AM

 

::: posted by bite me, kick me, make me scream at 8:09 AM

Thursday, November 07, 2002 :::
 

The Top Ten Comedies of All Time...according to teethaswhiteasstars
7. Mr. Blandings Builds His Dreamhouse
What a wonderful, kinda cheezy movie. It's old, a black & white. It's romantic and funny. The mom in this film looks a bit like my mother, so that part is special to me. This movie is built around the idea that a house is just a money pit. Indeed they are! Maintenance takes up at least half of my life! But the love of the main characters makes all of the turmoil seem livable. They are chasing, and SPOILER! get their dream.

::: posted by bite me, kick me, make me scream at 12:33 PM

 

Nov. 1 — The 2002 Leonid meteor shower promises a remarkable show in the early morning hours of Nov. 19, and Space.com has obtained the latest global forecasts. Though a nearly full moon will outshine fainter meteors, skywatchers should not be discouraged, experts say. A storm of shooting stars, along with possible bright fireballs, is in store during a display that won’t be repeated for at least three decades.

::: posted by bite me, kick me, make me scream at 12:11 PM

Wednesday, November 06, 2002 :::
 

The Top Ten Comedies of All Time...according to teethaswhiteasstars
8. Meet the Parents
A wildly successful comedy spawned a teevee series. A man spends the weekend at his girlfriend's parents house. Lots of sight gags. I know everyone has seen this one so I won't go into details. Funny! Your belly will ache. See it again.

::: posted by bite me, kick me, make me scream at 11:55 AM

 

Fasting consists of abstinence not only from food and drink but also from smoking, sexual relations, and the inhaling of fragrance.

::: posted by bite me, kick me, make me scream at 11:42 AM

 

House-D 204, R 226
Senate D 46, R 51
Hello Iraq

::: posted by bite me, kick me, make me scream at 11:35 AM

Monday, November 04, 2002 :::
 

Tomorrow we vote in the midterm elections. The tragic part is that there is no one to vote for. All of the candidates are very distasteful. I will vote though. I will say NO to the cop pension fund. They aren’t even friendly to the citizens of this little burg and I did get a ticket for shooting off some legal fireworks last summer. The cop, Walter, who I think may be senile (and a senile person with a gun is a horror!) said I could take it to court.
And I will say YES to money for the county rest home. The greebbs (greedy blind bastards) in my town have been spouting off in the Letters to the Editor column against it. Send the elderly to private rest homes they say. Fuck them! It is ALWAYS our duty to provide for the destitute elderly and for the young, especially since this is one of the wealthiest areas in the whole country. Shame on the greebbs!
This county is so proRepublican there usually isn’t even a Democratic opponent. Anyway I plan to reregister as an Independent now. I can’t stand either party. They have become one.
Now to another political thing that occurred to me today…
Does anyone remember the war rhetoric about getting bin Laden? Well we didn’t get him or we are unsure or something? (It’s all kind of like the last election.) So we were not successful. Yes. We did bomb the hell out of Afghanistan, a country that was already ravaged by the Russians. But, the object of our anger was not eliminated. George Bush the Younger didn’t do it. He failed. No one seems to mention that part.
So now let’s go after Saddam. That way the people will forget about bin Laden. Makes sense?
A few days ago Walter Chronkite, a voice of reason in the darkness, weighed in on the Iraqi war issue. He said, and I am paraphrasing, If Bush goes into war with Iraq without the support of others he will start WW111.
That’s my thinking too. Endless dark days for the rest of our lives, or close to it. And for what? A war we can’t win? Profits to the oil barons and the war-machine suppliers? Soldiers coming home in body bags? A whimpering home economy?
I have friends who say a good old-fashioned war will heal the moral decay of our country. Would it be worth that?
Have I scared you yet?

::: posted by bite me, kick me, make me scream at 10:45 PM