Saturday, December 28, 2002 :::
 

On the third day of Christmas, my fake husband gave to me, a 3-egg omelet smothered in mushrooms and green peppers, a muffin on the side.

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Thursday, December 26, 2002 :::
 

On the second day of Christmas, my fake husband gave to me, two soft eider-down pillows.

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Wednesday, December 25, 2002 :::
 

On the first day of Christmas, my fake husband gave to me, lunch at the Olympic Restaurant in Lake Geneva.

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