Thursday, July 08, 2004 :::
 

No matter who wins the presidential election they are going to have puke on their plate. The economy is a joke. I know 3 people who are on the brink o losing their jobs. They work at different corporstions and have heard that their sections are going to be totally closed down. W just gave $154 billion to corps to prop them up, but we know that will just give bigger bonuses to the CEOs.
Garage sales are even a bust. Ebay can't make sales. Peeps who already lost jobs can't find new ones. Wait, one fellow I know did land a job working in a warehouse moving around stuff. Just right for a MBA.
And all we keep hearing is that the economy is improving.
Ha! Outsourcing and undermining. We are in for a shocker. Live free now while you can still have fun.
I hate to be so gloomy but truth is truth.

::: posted by bite me, kick me, make me scream at 11:06 PM

Tuesday, July 06, 2004 :::
 

I am a Reverend. No joke. I have a certificate to prove it. I can perform wedding, funerals, baptismals, divorces, house blessings...all sorts of rites. The idea is that 1. I am to do no harm and 2.I am to protect the freedom of religion.
I am primarily interested in performing baptismals at lakes where I can dunk people and give them a whole new chance at life as a new person. I also like the idea that I can absolve people from their sins. I can unchain them from some stupid indescrestion. Catholics have that option so why not all of us?
So as you can see I am happy and I am at your service!

::: posted by bite me, kick me, make me scream at 9:49 AM

Monday, July 05, 2004 :::
 

So far…
3 paintings-Kerouac with beer cap frame, Happy b-Day, Glitter; sold 150 books; painted 12 Ouija boards; 4 LLFK Lift-off Playground 4 Girls paintings; got passport!; traveled to Bro’s new bluff house for 4-day vacation; attended experimental film fest; gained 17 pounds; M died; created Japanese meditation garden which became evidence collector for marauding deer; grew my hair long; traveled with Dee to Mississippi, planted gardens with 6 flats of bright red geraniums; planted geraniums at parents graves; made 6 new websites; went swimming nearly every week from Jan to May; 8 ode to mother paintings; read Door Wide Open (good), The Stranger (excellent), Amazing Dope Tales (don't even say slow loris), 4 Blondes (shallow), Minor Characters (excellent), Island of the Sequined Love Nun (ugh), The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove (I read a review of these two Moore books, read one, didn't get anything from it, read another, still nothing, reread the glowing review and decided the review was FAR better than either book), Tristesse (curious), Wayward Bus (interesting), tried to get through Huckleberry Finn; did 10 Painted Ladies, 20 mini Painted Ladies; did a bizarre Santa, dairy Queen, Sweets paintings; continued on script; had an affair; collected more art-outstanding abstract diptych; recorded some stories and did an experimental musical caprice- sold 16; did other mundane things too…that’s about it for the first half of the year.
Go!

::: posted by bite me, kick me, make me scream at 2:12 AM